The United Socialist States of Southern Makov Prian is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.957 billion Makov Prianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Makov Prianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Labour Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,233 Labour Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Southern Makov Prian are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Makov Prian's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Makov Prian is ranked 2,145^th in the world and 5^th in Anarchy for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,561.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.